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Ain't No Christmas lyrics - David Lee Roth

Sure looked good on paper, once upon a lie.
Happily never after and I'm not okay to drive.
You and me both, speaking the language of dreams.
Now, it's dark glasses on a sleepless night...
Ain't no Christmas for me.

Let's put the pin back in this one and say we both survived.
Last blank space on the map, I think we've arrived.
Headway or getaway, makes no difference to me.
This side or the other...
Ain't no Christmas for me.

Shakespeare's heroes all drink ale, his villains all drink beer.
I had to drink something bitter, or I wouldn't be here.
Have a pitcher full of pity, a shot of possibility.
A tall, cool glass of nothing else, makes no difference to me.
Dark glasses on a sleepless night...
Ain't no Christmas for me.

Here's where the narrative changes...

Only hurts when I'm awake, that you can believe.
Yeah, I'd do it all again, just not for free.
If love is a collect call, why, why is it always for me?
Quittin' while you're ahead ain't quittin', and I'm quittin'.

Locals only naked city and the visit ain't free.
It was the pear on the ground, not the apple in the tree.
Give me a pitcher full of pity and a shot of possibility.
This side or the other...
Ain't no Christmas for me.

No Christmas... Ain't gonna be no Christmas...

Ain't no Christmas for me.

Ain't no Christmas for me.

Not this year.

Ashley Abernathy lyrics - David Lee Roth

Hey, David Lee Roth in the house tonight with a Song Of Love for Ashley

Ashley Abernathy swinging on granny's front porch
Look at her go, and she's startin' to rock
Thinkin' 'bout the horses that she rides, but then of course
The rockin' goes from roll to rock

Leapin' off the rocker, ain't nothin' gonna stop her, no
Grabs a bunch of Beenie Babies on the way
Yells to mom and dad, "Hey, pack my campin' bag.
'Cause we're goinnna hit the trail by the middle of the day."

Tell me, who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy)
Who deals the cards? (Ashley Abernathy)
Who steal your heart? (Ashley Abernathy)
'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy, yes

Oh baby girl, you the most beautifulest in the world
Let me tell you 'bout it

Now Ashley Abernathy smilin' behind the wheel, yes she is
Of her little golf cart, oh
Mom and dad and baby doll crammed in the back
With some board games, hey, and some playing cards

We're halfway out of town, the sun ducks behind a cloud (oh no)
But baby's and her keychains rattlin' in the shade
With granny by her side, she swings a real smooth ride
Whoopin' and a-hollerin' and she says a day

Who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy)
And who deals the cards? (Ashley Abernathy)
Who steal your heart? (Ashley Abernathy)
'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy, yes she does

Go rattlin' 'round that kitchen
She sure can cook (cook it up, mama)
A-fishin' and a-twitchin'
Who's that playin' nurse? (Doctor, doctor)

Who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy)
And who deals the cards? (Go fish) (Ashley Abernathy)
And who steal your heart? (I'm gonna tell you) (Ashley Abernathy)
Is Ashley Abernathy makes you happy

And I'm a happy-pappy, baby
When you smile at me
Diamond David Lee goes completely into ecstasy
My IQ drops down to two, you are beautiful mama

(Ashley Abernathy) Oh, I'm testifyin'
(Ashley Abernathy) Oh, yeah
(Ashley Abernathy)
'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy
I said it and now I'm thinkin' it