Stand Up lyrics - David Lee Roth

She looks like Monroe, it's a good impersonation
From start to finish, it's her better side
Head over heels and he feels a strange sensation
Excedrin headache #65

That's the trouble with love
(That's the trouble with love)
And that's the trouble with war
(That's the trouble with war)
You never get what you came for

Stand up, stand up
The more you do it, the less you fall down
Stand up, stand up
Put your head in the clouds and your feet on the ground
Stand up, stand up
For the time of your life, you turn it up loud
Stand up, stand up

What kind of fashion is this flash infatuation
Is all this admiration mutual?
Need no lessons in emotional starvation
That look in her eyes is too good to be true

So now you got a good reason
(Now you got a good reason)
Yeah, but you just gorra learn
(You really oughtta learn)
Is what makes the world turn

Stand up, stand up
The more you do it, the less you fall down
Stand up, stand up
Put your head in the clouds and your feet on the ground
Stand up, stand up
For the time of your life, you turn it up loud
Stand up, stand up

Stand up, stand up
The more you do it, the less you fall down
Stand up, stand up
Put your head in the clouds, feet on the ground
Stand up, stand up (stand up)
For the time of your life, you turn it up loud
Stand up (stand up), stand up (won't you stand up)

Stand up, ah, ah
Ah, stand up
Stand

Hina lyrics - David Lee Roth

Those eyes burn holes
Into the starry night
And when her sleepy eyes are open wide
You can barely dance beneath her light

And I'd love to get to know the natives
But I'm only flesh and blood
She'll share your joys but not your sorrows
Mistress of the coming flood

Hina
Cool upon the silent sea
Hina
Isn't she the moon queen?
Hina
Whispering in my dreams
You must come back to me

And the tides rise, a distant sigh
Falls on deaf ears
Her vision makes you every inch a king
King for a million years

And she loves you when you're leavin'
And she'll leave you if you stay
She says, "Don't tell me that you love me.
You'll hate me for hearning it once I drift away."

Hina
I can hear you softly cry
Hina
Your storms and lullablies
Hina
I'll whisper in your dreams
Till you come back to me

Come back
But she will never stay
Come back
And you must never wait
Never wait, never wait, never wait

Come back, back, back
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah, yeah
Na, na, na, na, na
Woah

Hina

Come back
But she will never stay
Come back
And you must never wait
Never wait, never wait, never wait

Hina

Perfect Timing lyrics - David Lee Roth

Is this just a passing fancy
Or another passing game?
Is this just a little something
That fallen angels play?

Oh, I've had a million fantasies
But that was make believe
Baby, open up this door before I freeze

Girl, stop complaining
You're afraid of the dark
We'll go the distance
I don't think it's so far

I think it's perfect
Perfect, perfect timing, baby
Perfect, but I wanna know for sure
(Perfect timing)

Well, I tried to send a message
Yes, I tried to telephone
But I guess that I ain't lucky
And my card say no one's home

If the cards are on the table
That's a calculated risk
That's if accidental angels do exist

Just for a moment
If you think the moment's right
Ooh, let's not lose that moment tonight

(Perfect, perfect)
If this is love it's perfect timing, baby
(Perfect, perfect timing)
But I wanna know for sure

(Perfect, perfect)
If this is love it's perfect timing, baby
(Perfect, perfect timing)
But I gotta know for sure

I'm thinkin' this is the right time
I'm hoping you feel the same
'Cause that light at the end of the tunnel
Is the front of an oncoming train

Perfect
Ti-ti-timing

(Perfect, perfect)
If this is love it's perfect timing, woah
(Perfect, perfect timing)
But I wanna know for sure, yeah

(Perfect, perfect, perfect timing)
If this is love it's perfect timing, yeah
(Perfect, perfect timing)
But you gotta, you gotta let me know

(Perfect, perfect, perfect timing)
Baby, time is right, baby
(Perfect, perfect, perfect timing)
Ooh, let me know, ah yeah
(Perfect, perfect timing)
Ain't no clock on no clubhouse wall
(Perfect, perfect timing)

Two Fools A Minute lyrics - David Lee Roth

Here's a little combination for you

Seems like everything I like
Will make me sick or poor or fat (Says who?)
Ooh, you beautiful doll
Save one for me and try not to laugh
(Who's got the time?)

Who'll hold the horses
Now you see it, now you don't, right
Now I've seen everything
Least everything I want

Tasty, very sweet
Honey, for the life of me
Tell me baby, please
Who's that unexpected company?

So it's up the road, turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone
I ain't drowning, just waving
Ain't even worth a song, no

Take one for yourself now, Billy
Don't be shy
Yeah
Look at them hard hats work

We was making something of it
And X did mark the spot
But Y's a crooked letter
I forgot

But not me Chief, I'm just Radar
I don't talk in front of the kids
I know the difference
See, the meek shall inherit shit

I'd wait for her parade
While she's out doing Yankee Doodle
Thought I had it made
But the gravy train was late as usual

And it's up the road, turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone
I ain't drowning just waving
Ain't even worth a song

See you in the funny papers
Guess that's where I'll be
They say two fools born a minute
Guess that makes me three, hey

Modulate, daddy, modulate
Oh oh, oh
Ooh, sizzling to the top

Up, up, up, up, up, up the road, turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone
I ain't drowning just waving
Ain't even worth a little song

See you in the funny papers
Guess that's where I'll be
If there's two fools born a minute
I am all three, wait a minute

Two fools born a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute, what time is it?
Let me check it out
Oh, oh

Three fools born a minute
I knew I had company in here
Where's the drummer?

Four fools born a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute
I don't know how many people can get in the back here
Billy you've gotta drive

Five fools born a minute
No, no, we can't let Stevie drive

Six fools born a minute
That's right don't be staring at your stereo, fool
I tell ya all, yeah
Shit, I've gotta be home before the end of record

"Eat 'Em And Smile" (1986)

Yankee Rose lyrics - David Lee Roth

What?
Well, let me roll up on to the sidewalk and take a look, yes
Whoa! She's beautiful!
I'm talking about a Yankee Rose
Ha ha ha ha ha
And she looks wild, wild, wild, wild!

Are you ready for the new sensation?
Well, here's the shot heard 'round the world
All you back room boys salute when her flag unfurls
Well, guess who's back in circulation
Now, I don't know what you may have heard
But what I need right now's the original good time girl

She's a vision from coast to coast (coast to coast)
Sea to shining sea (sea to shining sea)
Hey sister, you're the perfect host (care to toast)

Show me your bright lights
And your city lights, all right
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose, yeah
Your bright lights
And your city lights, all right
I'm talkin' 'bout it

When she walks, watch, the sparks will fly
Firecrackin' on the fourth of July
No sad songs tonight, somethin's in the air
Yeah, the feeling getcha, wow

A real state of independence
So pretty when her rockets glare
Still prove it any night that her flag's still there

She's a vision from coast to coast (coast to coast)
Sea to shining sea (sea to shining sea)
Hey sister, you're the perfect host (make a toast)

Show me your bright lights and your
City lights, all right
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose, yeah
Bright lights in your
City lights, all right
I'm in love with the Yankee Rose

Ah, she's beautiful, alright
Mmm, nothin' like her in the whole world
Yeah

She's right on time
I'm on the case
Pick up the phone
No time to waste
She got the beat
And here's a little bit comin' your way, wow

Aah, raise 'em up there, let's see who salutes, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Little bit, little bit, little bit higher
Here's the national anthem, here
I wanna get a little bit a' apple pie, man

Bright lights, city lights
Bright lights, city lights
Bright lights, city lights

Shyboy lyrics - David Lee Roth

(originally by Talas)

Wow, oh
Ah yeah, ow

On the stage I'm in a rage
But you I never fool
Well I can rock with anyone
But never alone with you

Somethin' starts a boilin'
Now deep inside of me
I need agressive women
To knock me off my feet

Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy, give it one more time boy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy, give it one more time boy

Ooh, you make me nervous
More than I had planned
Would you wanna know me
If I wasn't in the band?

Crazy feeelings
Deep inside of me
I need a wild woman
To knock me off my feet

Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy, give it one more time boy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy, give it one more time boy

Gotta keep things moving
Till my personality starts improving

Ow, shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy, give it one more time boy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy, give it one more time boy

Gotta keep things moving
Till my personality starts improving

Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy, give it one more time boy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy
Shyboy, shyboy, give it one more time boy

Wow

I'm Easy lyrics - David Lee Roth

(originally by Billy Field)

Well, baby, I'm easy, I'm easy, I'm easy, I'm an easy man
Well, baby, I'm easy, I'm easy, I'm easy, I'm an easy man
So come on down and get me, honey, while you can

Available, available, available, I am free, I am
Available, available, available, I am free, I am
Well, I just can't help myself, I am yours to have

Come get me, baby
Get me while I'm hot
Hurry, hurry, baby
You can have a lot

Push me over, push me over, push me over, I'm a pushover
Oh, up for grabs, up for grabs, up for grabs, I am up for grabs
Well, I just can't help myself, I am yours to have, hit it

Come get me, baby
Get me while I'm hot
Hurry, hurry, baby
You can have a lot

Push me over, push me over, push me over, I'm a pushover baby, yeah
Up for grabs, up for grabs, up for grabs, I am up for grabs, oh
I just can't help myself, I am yours to have

I'm easy
Said I'm easy
Lord, I'm easy
Oh I'm a pushover, baby yeah
Push me over, push me over

Ladies' Nite In Buffalo? lyrics - David Lee Roth

Talk about the high cost of lovin'
I think I hear freedom drummin' and it seems
Give me your heart and I'll give you the stars
"Yeah right," she says. "Maybe in your dreams."

Yeah, heat wave blast, kids are screamin'
Pavement's hot, sidewalk's steamin'
Only me, happens every time
Thinkin' 'bout you and me, hello - goodbye

You can jazz it up or play it slow
It's still the only song I know
It's 2:00 AM and traffic's slow
Another ladies' nite in Buffalo?

I was listenin' to the DJ sayin'
"Put the storm behind," he said.
Then the winds can blow better, better
I don't mind some stormy weather tonight, no

I can feel it, the heat wave blast, kids are screamin'
Pavement's hot, sidewalk's steamin'
Only me, happens every time
Thinkin' 'bout you and me, hello - goodbye

Put the top down, hit the road
I sing the only song we know
It's 2:00 AM and traffic's slow
It looks like ladies' nite in Buffalo
Alright

I got kinda sense of déjà vu
I could swear I've seen you somewhere before
You don't think you've ever seen me somewhere before, do you, huh?
So it must have been two other people

Ooh yeah
I know, baby, I say
I didn't wanna half drag you
It's too far to drive back, baby
I don't wanna drive alone tonight

Well it ain't much all right I know
But it's the only song I know
It's 2:00 AM and traffic's slow
Another ladies' nite in Buffalo?

Well, it ain't much alright I know
But it's the only song I know
2:00 AM and traffic's slow
Another ladies' nite in Buffalo?

Goin' Crazy! lyrics - David Lee Roth

Wow, ah
Yeah

Well, here I'm rolling down another sunny highway
Been in the sun too long
I'm goin' coconuts but least I'm going my way
I'll probably be here when the sun goes down, oh

I wanna live it up, wanna quit my job
Tell the boss to go to hell
I ain't complainin', you do the best with what you got
I know you're laughing 'cause it's easy to tell

I'm goin' crazy
Goin' crazy
Ooh, from the heat

Remember dancing on the pier last night?
Got drunk and fell into the water
The big policeman wasn't laughing, didn't blink an eye
He said, "You're messin' with the mayor's daughter." (Whoa no!)

Don't tell me give it up, too busy getting down
I learned my lessons well
You get it goin' and you don't never stop
I see you smilin' 'cause it's easy to tell

I'm goin' crazy
Goin' crazy
Ooh, from the heat
Yeah

Yeah, yeah, wow
Everybody

Goin' crazy (goin' crazy)
Goin' crazy
From the heat

Ow!
Goin' crazy (goin' crazy)
Goin' crazy
From the heat

Wow-wow-wow-wow
Goin' crazy (goin' crazy)
Goin' crazy
From the heat

Tobacco Road lyrics - David Lee Roth

(originally by The Nashville Teens)

Oh

I was born in a trunk
Mama died and my daddy got drunk
Left me here to die alone
In the middle of Tobacco Road

Growin' up, rusty shack
All I had was hangin' on my back
Only you know how I loathe
This place called Tobacco Road

But it's home
The only life I've ever known
Only you know how I loathe
Tobacco Road

Gonna leave, get a job
With the help and the grace from above
Save some money, get rich and old
Bring it back to Tobacco Road

But it's home
The only life I've ever known
Only you know how I loathe, huh
Tobacco Road, wow

Bring that dynamite and a crane
Blow it up, start all over again
Build a town be proud to show
In the name Tobacco Road

Elephant Gun lyrics - David Lee Roth

Wow

Every outer inch of you looks like a lady
So don't get caught here in the city at night
And if you wanna take a chance and go gun crazy
I sell protection for a price

We'll call it love or call it murder
This ain't the crime of the century, no
Don't point that thing at me

All in all my aim is better
Shots as clean as a mean goal-getter
It's a bad man on the run
I'm gonna be your dark stranger
Contact man 'tween you and danger
And I'll protect you babe, with my elephant gun

Every minute counts when you play both sides of the law
Mmm, these dangerous days
Mean nine lives doin' anything at all
A lot of folks been blown away

We'll call it love or call it murder
This ain't the crime of the century
Don't aim that thing at me

Woah, all in all my aim is better
Shots as clean as a mean goal-getter
It's a bad man on the run
I'm gonna be your dark stranger
Contact man 'tween you and danger
And I'll protect you babe, with my elephant gun

Bang

We'll call it love or call it murder
This ain't the crime of the century
Don't try to use that thing on me

Big Trouble lyrics - David Lee Roth

Ah yeah
Ahh

Well, Mousy Joe got the master plan
He got a hat full of sugar. Folks said, "You a lucky man."
One night he just disappeared
And all we found was his hat in a clearing
Down by the 7-Eleven
Folks cried, someone said he died
But I know Joe didn't go to heaven, no

He went looking for trouble, wow
It was in his eyes, woah
She was a dime a dozen
And they were two of a kind

Cherry Blue and Mighty Mouse
Kinda quiet dude and she was 'sposed to be back at the house
With the kids and the dog
"And tonight we're rocketeers," said Mouse.
"And I know a little joint upstairs in the back
Where we can sweat it all out and laugh."
And without a doubt they were out

Looking for trouble, wow
The real kind, woah
She was a dime a dozen, ha ha ha
And they were two of a kind

How many times have you said to yourself
"Hey, I feel like a yo-yo, I've been here too long."
I bet if you asked them, our heroes would say
"Hey, we're already gone."
I know, somehow I know

How many times have you said to yourself
"Hey, pack up and go, I've been here too long."
I bet if you asked them, our heroes would say
"Hey, we're already gone."
I know
How do I know that, fellas?

Yeah, and off they drove, late night still life
Paper moon shinin' brilliantly
And Cherry thinks that's cool
'Cause any moon of Mouse's is a friend of hers
And this one will do just fine
So what do you say we go lookin'?

Bump And Grind lyrics - David Lee Roth

Ah yeah

Lookin' for love in the back of a taxi
Got lucky in a cheap hotel
Hot pants, mm.. nasty.
Don't bother knockin' 'cause you know damn well.

This blind date is cash and carry
Dead ringer for the big first prize
Chance meeting in the roaring eighties
And you ain't going home tonight

So shake it slowly
And do that bump and grind

Well, I can tell you a few reservations
More value, bang for the buck
I may be wrong but I think she kinda likes ya.
Think quick or you're out of luck.

This blind date is cash and carry
We have a winner for the big first prize
Chance meeting in the roaring eighties
And you ain't going nowhere tonight

Shake it slowly
And do that bump and grind, woah
Rotate slowly
Make it bump and grind, woah yeah, huh

Ooh, I feel romantic
Oh, I wanna let you know
Have you ever really studied dancing
Or do you make it up as you go?

Wow, shake it slowly
Do that bump and grind, woah
Move it slowly
And make it bump and grind

Wow, bump it

That's Life lyrics - David Lee Roth

(originally by Frank Sinatra)

That's life (that's life)
That's what all the people say
You're riding high on Monday
Shot down in May
But-a, I ain't never gonna change my tune
When I'm back on top in the month of June

I said, that's life (that's life)
Ain't as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks
Stompin' on a dream
But-a, I don't never let it get me down
'cause that big ol' world keeps spinnin' 'round.

Been a puppet, pirate, a poet, a pauper, a pawn and a king
Been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
Each time that I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race

That's life (that's life)
And I can't deny it
Many times I thought of quitting, babe
But my heart wouldn't buy it
If I didn't think it was worth one try
I'd jump right on a big bird and I'd fly

Been a puppet, poet, pirate, pauper, now I'm a king
Been up, down, I know one thing
Each time that I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race

That's life (that's life)
And I can't deny it
Many times I thought of quitting, babe
But my heart wouldn't buy it
If I didn't think it was worth one try
I'd just roll myself up in a big ball and fly

Zop-pop-dup-shoo-be-doo-be-doo

EP: "Crazy From The Heat" (1985)

Easy Street lyrics - David Lee Roth

(originally by The Edgar Winter Group)

Saturday night at the corner cafe
I had me some drinks and I'm feeling my way
The moon's on the rise
And it looks like a night for romance

Shuffling down past the local hotel
I'm doin' the rounds and I'm under a spell
Must be the place
Yes I knew when she asked me to dance

I'm on easy, easy street
I'm on easy, easy street

Seeing as how I'm a regular guy
Watching the girls of the evening go by
I got me a chance
And I'm making it, making it last

I'm on easy, easy street
I'm on easy, easy street
Wow, oh

So if you're feeling like you're just some lonely man
When ever you're down, in need of gentle care
There's always easy street, you know you got
But just remember boy, it's only a one night stand

Haha, that's right
I'm perfect anyways

Ooh, down at Easy Street
Ooh, ooh, uh
Ease down that street
Oh, ah, ha ha ha
Ow, how, say baby
What you doing tonight?

Medley: Just A Gigolo / I Ain't Got Nobody lyrics - David Lee Roth

(originally by Louis Prima)

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, and they're sayin'

There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just the gigolos
Life goes on without me

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part Dave's playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, what they're sayin'

There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just a gigolo
Life goes on without me, 'cause

I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad

Better love me, babe
Sad and lonesome, all of the time
Even on the beat, on the, on the, on the beat
Bop, boze-de-boze-de-bop, se-de-bop

I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody
Nobody, hey, say

Feelin' so sad and lonesome

Ain't got nobody
Woohoo, sad and lonesome
Need love
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop

I ain't got nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad

Been a lonely soul
Been lonesome all of the time
Even on the beat
Johnny, Johnny on the beat
Need a long tall darling, mama
David said he got nobody I loves

Ain't got nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
No one (no one), no one (no one)
Loop-de-loop (loop-de-loop)
Darling, darling (darling, darling)
Getting serious (getting serious)
Got to see the walls (got to see the walls)
Over there (over there)
Nobody (nobody), not no one (not no one)
Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody cares for me

California Girls lyrics - David Lee Roth

(originally by The Beach Boys)

Well, east coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the southern girls, with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The midwest farmers' daughters
Really make you feel alright
And the northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night
I dig the girls

I wish they all could be California (wooh)
I wish they all could be California (wow)
I wish they all could be California girls

The west coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a French bikini on Hawaii island coast
By a palm tree in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I've seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the States
Back to the cutest girls in the world
I dig the girls

I wish they all could be California (wow)
I wish they all could be California (woo)
I wish they all could be California girls
Wow

(Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the girls)
I wish they all could be California
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the girls)
I wish they all could be California
Hey, hey, hey (Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the girls)
I wish they all could be California
California Girls (Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the girls)
I wish they all could be California

Coconut Grove lyrics - David Lee Roth

(originally by The Lovin' Spoonful)

It's really true how nothin' matters
No mad, mad world and no mad hatters
No one's pitchin' 'cause there ain't no batters
In Coconut Groove

Don't bar the door, there's no one comin'
The ocean's roar will dull the drummin'
Of any city thoughts and city ways

The ocean breezes cool my mind
The salty days are hers and mine
To do what we wanna

Tonight we'll find a dune that's ours
And softly she will speak the stars
Until sun up

It's all from havin' someone knowin'
Just which way your head is blowin'
Who's always warm, like in the mornin'
In Coconut Grove

The ocean breezes cool my mind
The salty days are hers and mine
To do what we wanna

Tonight we'll find a dune that's ours
And softly she will speak the stars
Until sun up

It's really true how nothin' matters
No mad, mad world and no mad hatters
No one's pitchin' 'cause there ain't no batters
In Coconut Groove

David Lee Roth other songs:

Ain't No Christmas lyrics - David Lee Roth

Sure looked good on paper, once upon a lie.
Happily never after and I'm not okay to drive.
You and me both, speaking the language of dreams.
Now, it's dark glasses on a sleepless night...
Ain't no Christmas for me.

Let's put the pin back in this one and say we both survived.
Last blank space on the map, I think we've arrived.
Headway or getaway, makes no difference to me.
This side or the other...
Ain't no Christmas for me.

Shakespeare's heroes all drink ale, his villains all drink beer.
I had to drink something bitter, or I wouldn't be here.
Have a pitcher full of pity, a shot of possibility.
A tall, cool glass of nothing else, makes no difference to me.
Dark glasses on a sleepless night...
Ain't no Christmas for me.

Here's where the narrative changes...

Only hurts when I'm awake, that you can believe.
Yeah, I'd do it all again, just not for free.
If love is a collect call, why, why is it always for me?
Quittin' while you're ahead ain't quittin', and I'm quittin'.

Locals only naked city and the visit ain't free.
It was the pear on the ground, not the apple in the tree.
Give me a pitcher full of pity and a shot of possibility.
This side or the other...
Ain't no Christmas for me.

No Christmas... Ain't gonna be no Christmas...

Ain't no Christmas for me.

Ain't no Christmas for me.

Not this year.

Ashley Abernathy lyrics - David Lee Roth

Hey, David Lee Roth in the house tonight with a Song Of Love for Ashley

Ashley Abernathy swinging on granny's front porch
Look at her go, and she's startin' to rock
Thinkin' 'bout the horses that she rides, but then of course
The rockin' goes from roll to rock

Leapin' off the rocker, ain't nothin' gonna stop her, no
Grabs a bunch of Beenie Babies on the way
Yells to mom and dad, "Hey, pack my campin' bag.
'Cause we're goinnna hit the trail by the middle of the day."

Tell me, who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy)
Who deals the cards? (Ashley Abernathy)
Who steal your heart? (Ashley Abernathy)
'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy, yes

Oh baby girl, you the most beautifulest in the world
Let me tell you 'bout it

Now Ashley Abernathy smilin' behind the wheel, yes she is
Of her little golf cart, oh
Mom and dad and baby doll crammed in the back
With some board games, hey, and some playing cards

We're halfway out of town, the sun ducks behind a cloud (oh no)
But baby's and her keychains rattlin' in the shade
With granny by her side, she swings a real smooth ride
Whoopin' and a-hollerin' and she says a day

Who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy)
And who deals the cards? (Ashley Abernathy)
Who steal your heart? (Ashley Abernathy)
'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy, yes she does

Go rattlin' 'round that kitchen
She sure can cook (cook it up, mama)
A-fishin' and a-twitchin'
Who's that playin' nurse? (Doctor, doctor)

Who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy)
And who deals the cards? (Go fish) (Ashley Abernathy)
And who steal your heart? (I'm gonna tell you) (Ashley Abernathy)
Is Ashley Abernathy makes you happy

And I'm a happy-pappy, baby
When you smile at me
Diamond David Lee goes completely into ecstasy
My IQ drops down to two, you are beautiful mama

(Ashley Abernathy) Oh, I'm testifyin'
(Ashley Abernathy) Oh, yeah
(Ashley Abernathy)
'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy
I said it and now I'm thinkin' it

Don't Piss Me Off lyrics - David Lee Roth

You know I never lied to ya, baby don't get me wrong
And though I wasn't true to ya, baby don't get me wrong
'Cause satisfyin' you, the thing that gets me off
Hey

I do a lot of thinkin', some I shouldn't think about, ah yeah
Just a little somethin', you know I can't live without, ah yeah
A fever that's burnin', just can't slow me down

Don't piss me off, don't cool me down
I've been lied to, town to town
You got somethin' that just blows my top
Hey now baby, well you drivin' me crazy
When it comes to your love, well I ain't a bit lazy

Baby don't you worry, you ain't gotta play no fool
Just a little lovin' is all I need from you, yeah
I never met nobody, baby, make me feel the way you do

Don't piss me off, don't cool me down
I've been lied to, town to town
You got somethin' that just blows my top
Hey now baby, well you drivin' me crazy
When it comes to your love, well I ain't a bit lazy

Get on, girl
Yeah

Talkin' dirty, dressin' clean
Dancin' nasty by the record machine
Do the walk, love to ball
Just one look I believe that's all

Little girl like to boogie woogie
Looks so fine like some sweet suger
Destination is on the floor
Givin' it up just a little bit more

Hey baby, can I be excused?
I can't take no more
Hey

Don't piss me off, don't cool me down
I've been lied to, town to town
You got somethin' that just blows my top
Hey now baby, well you drivin' me crazy
When it comes to your love, well I ain't a bit lazy

Don't piss me off, yeah
Don't cool me down, oh yeah
I've been lied to, mmm
Town to town

I can't take no more
You're not that kind of girl
I can't take no more, yeah yeah
Woah

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